So I figured while Venger’s Kickstarter has but mere days to go before he either ascends to the heavens on an incandescent pillar of purple flame to transform into a new and terrifying star or tearfully dismantles his purple reviewing truck with a sledgehammer under the stern glare of a dissapointed spouse, I’d give people a glimpse … More [Actual Play] The Dungeons of Kra’dumek Session 1 (Cha’alt)
[Adventure] THOT Audit (2018) Zoltar Khan Delgado (Kor’Thalis Publishing) Summary: (Reservoir Dogs + Pulp Fiction + From Dusk Till Dawn) * Alpha Blue Disclaimer: Sponsored Content To continue in the space-vein we picked up after Thief of Whispers considered doing an SWN-conversion of B2 in the previous post, which I think we can all agree … More [Review] THOT Audition (Alpha Blue); Ultratelluric Tarantino
[Adventure] B2 Keep on the Borderlands (1979) Gary Gygax (TSR) Level 1 Bold adventurers from the Realm set off for the Borderlands to seek their fortune. It is these adventurers who, provided they survive the challenge, carry the battle to the enemy. Such adventurers meet the forces of Chaos in a testing ground where only … More [Review] B2 Keep on the Borderlands (D&D Basic); Crucible
[Core Rules] Alpha Blue (2016) Venger As’Nas Satanis (Kor’Thalis Publishing) Summary; Star Trek TOS Season 3 + Star Wars + Blade Runner + Blake’s 7 + Red Dwarf + Heavy Metal + Futurama + Doctor Who + Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy + Dark Matter + The Orville + Deep Throat (did I miss one?) … More [Review] Alpha Blue (Core Rules); A game best played with one hand…
When Venger asked me to review him I initially refused. “Not in a thousand lifetimes sir! I run a respectable family oriented blog about wholesome dungeoncrawling reviews that shall have no truck with your perverted, genre-mixing smut! No Za’akier shall darken this blogs doorstep and wrap its loathsome green tentacles about my daughter! Not even,” … More [Interview] The Inevitable Venger Satanis Interview about his Cha’alt kickstarter.
[Adventure] Dusty Door (2018) Shane Ward (3 Toadstools Publishing) Level 3 Disclaimer: Sponsored Content A while back I reviewed Shane Ward’s The Mad God’s Jest and found it not to my taste. I was approached by him again very respectfully and asked whether I would consider reviewing another one out of the kindness of my dutch heart. Dusty … More [Review] Dusty Door (Blueholme); Redemption
[Because Fuck You That’s Why] Eldritch Cock (2018) James Raggi IV (Lamentations of the Flame Princess) EDIT: FREE RPG DAY PRODUCT (thanks Brandon) Jan’uari is on full swing. Embrace the suck. Two year ago James Raggi inflicted upon his fans the aggressively unnecessary Vaginas are Magic a supplement of weirdo magic spells that only girls could use. … More [Review] Eldritch Cock (Lotfp): The Masks We Wear
[Adventure] Horror at Milltown (2018) Donald MacVittie (Hellebarde Games) Levels 3 – 5 Summary: Dawn of the Dead + DnD + Easy Mode Disclaimer: Sponsored Content. I was approached by Don Macvittie, a collaborator on Gary Gygax’s Yggsburgh (part of E.G.G’s lamentably never completed Castle Zagyg megadungeon project) with the question if I would be … More [Review] Horror at Milltown (D&D 5e); Making Friends
[Adventure] The Hidden Serpent (2010) Jeff Sparks (Faster Monkey Games) Levels 2 – 4 Today I am reminded of an adage, whose source I have conveniently forgotten, that if one seeks to do a remake or a homage one best selects mediocre or obscure works rather then trying to vainly imitate greatness. Case in point; … More [Review] The Hidden Serpent (LL); Surface Mimicry
[Hot Mess] Battle for the Purple Islands (2017) Venger As’Nas Satanis (Kor’Thalis Publishing) Levels ??? (something like 3, depending on what system you are using) A courier has raced halfway across the galaxy to send a holographic message to an old hermit living in a mountain cave infested by shadow shoggoths—it’s time-sensitive, for his eyes … More [Review] Battle for the Purple Islands (O5R); Disjunction
Age of Dusk 