In a Deadly Fashion (2021)
Courtney Campbell (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)
Lvl ??? (1-3 oughta do it, put it in your adventure next time)
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In a Deadly Fashion is part of the new Lamentations of the Flame Princess releases and manages to actually be decent. Not exemplary, but good work, maybe the baseline for acceptable quality. Why? Let us count the ways.
First. Good format choice. A murder mystery set in Early Modern Spain. Investigations are the bread and butter of both Call of Cthulhu and Warhammer Fantasy adventures, making it a perfect format for Lotfp adventures, especially CITY adventures. An eccentric and wealthy tailor by the name of Miucci Carnivo hires the players to investigate the dissapearance of some of his wares and the deaths of some of his clientele. You begin with a seemingly mundane premise with darker supernatural threats lurking underneath its surface.
What makes a mystery work? I would posit the clues have to be intelligible, there need to be ways to prevent the adventure from grinding to a dead stop if the characters get stuck, you expect a few red herrings and all this while providing some nice atmosphere and preventing it from turning into a railroad. In Deadly Fashion succeeds at most of this.
Presentation is pretty good. Essentials are covered first and it never feels like clues have to be untangled from the rest of the text. Mundane details about the missing persons and the victims are sprinkled with ineffable hints of the supernatural, a strange powder surrounding the area of the clothes that turns out to be scales etc. etc. The deadly beginner’s mistake pioneered in Dungeon Magazine, treating each location as a dungeon and keying each room, is narrowly avoided. The text is light but the focus is good. You don’t have to dig through six pages of historical background but every once in a while, a historical tidbit is dug up and incorporated into the adventure. Macaroni fashion, catholic thieving guilds, foppish nobles, extravagant weddings. Each location has a series of clues (bullet pointed), and witnesses. What the witnesses know is again, summed up in a manner that is easy to grasp, and each witness is injected with enough personality to make the whole come alive.
In an dungeoncrawl, senseless waste! In a murder mystery, yeah! Inject a little personality into these things, give the GM something to work with. Depending on the reaction roll, the characters can learn additional information. Here I would have liked to see something more interactive. Maybe by pursuing some line of questioning, or trying some strategy, like flattery or threats, these extra clues could still be unlocked. I’m looking for something that rewards the characters for being particularly observant or clever.
The clues and red herrings have been ordered in such a fashion that eventually, with possibly a small detour to talk to the Catholic maffia (an element that rocks, complete with a Bishop that talks in allusions, and good on you for outlining the way that that can escalate into violence), or the mysterious death of yet another lord, lead to the mansion of the tailor that hired you. The plot is that for inexplicable reasons, Carnivo appears to be creating clothing that is alive and can possess and eventually subsume its hosts. This deadly secret is again buried beneath the more mundane secret of Carnivo being part of a freaky sex cult, the Carpocratians , who believe that in order to break free of an eternal cycle of rebirth and death, the soul must experience every sensation in the universe, with predictable real world application.
The conclusion is probably the weakest part. There is a map of the mansion which is pretty but it is not keyed in a manner that allows for proper breaking and entering and difficult to use in play, which is as likely a course the characters will follow as attempting to gain an invitation to one of his parties. I would have enjoyed some sort of guard or even cultist schedule (I assume that in 1500s spain, a taylor who is comissioned for a dress worth 18000 GOLD would be able and wise to afford retainers and guard dogs, particularly when his house is stocked with valuables). Also some sort of alert procedure for when the characters are discovered (is the Guard summoned and when does it arrive?). There’s the weird addition of a solid gold suit of armor in the shape of a naked teenage boy which is at least interesting material. Again, possibly concealing some treasure or placing some additional barriers, like keys for locks carried by guards, could have made the infiltration part a bit stronger, and a clue on the site could have led the characters to the basement.
The confrontation with the dress monsters proper should serve as a decent conclusion. The possessing clothing is difficult to harm without also killing the host, they are numerous and the situation makes the use of fire risky (indeed, it is possible to blow up the house by setting fire to the many flammable dyes and ethers within). Should turn into quite the shitshow. The subsequent manhunt for the infected clothing requires a lot of cleansing and burning and serves as a postscript, though this could easily have been turned into follow up adventure seeds.
It’s not going to make history as the be all and end all of New Lotfp, but as a diverting investigation adventure, In Deadly Fashion is inoffensive and sort of alright. The central mystery and the clues more or less work, which is the most important thing, and there are some charming touches and atmospheric bits. The characters and the setting is alive. The conclusion could have been stronger, but as is the GM can probably cobble something together to keep it going long enough for the final showdown. I’d call it a light ***, it can probably be finished within 1-3 sessions, and should serve as the lower limit for acceptable module quality. I’m not jumping with joy, but I am also not screaming with rage while five orderlies (nubile, blond and with huge tits but also virginal and with good relationships with their father) have to restrain me. I’d rate it above the more ambitious Big Puppet for being overal better crafted. An acceptable job by Courtney Campbell.
 I remember them from Jorge Luis Borges’s tale.