PrinceofNothing emerged fully formed from the primordial chaos of the proto-universe and seeks to return the rpg hobby to this state once more. This blog collects his thought-pellets, meanderings, drollery, whimsies and rants into a semi-coherent whole that conceals great wisdom in plain sight. He will stop at nothing to ensure not just you, but also your mum, cast off the shackles of the decadent postmodern age of gaming and return to the cold serenity of Final Night.
Whether it is notes for a campaign setting, throw-away ideas, play-reports or reviews, Prince gives one hundred percent for your gaming pleasure. Like a modern day Achilles made of gemstones and molten lava, he seeks to overcome any obstacle through wit, daring, bravery and that thing you do where you run towards your enemy and then do a little half jump and stab someone in the neck as you leap by, like a gazelle (a deadly gazelle).
Prince has played elfin games since he was but a wee sprightly lad, having GMed such noble and upright games as AD&D, Basic, 3rd edition, Dark Heresy 1st edition, your sister’s inner tigh, Das Swarzsche Auge (without knowing the actual rules), Carcosa (yes I played it, and so can you!) and assorted Lamentations adventures. Prince has participated in various other games such as Call of Cthulhu and Stars without Number and even the universally terrible World of Darkness games that no one likes.
As of March 2018, Prince officially joined the gentry of the OSR by teaming up with The Merciless Merchants and writing a kickass adventure.
Inquiries, blessings, pleas, offers of arranged marriages and role-playing games one wishes to submit for a review may be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org for careful consideration. All is not lost. There is hope. I am here.
A Note for those of delicate sensibilities: Tread Lightly.
Interested? Check out some submissions thus far!
The Atheneum of Yearning (Steven Oswalt)
Monkey Business (Disoriented Ranger)
Zweihander Pt. I(the dreaded Daniel Fox and his loyal Host, would-be inheritor of the Throne of Darkness and Grimness)
Flower Liches of the Dragonboat Festival (Kabuki Kaiser)
The Chest (Aaron Fairbrook)
Dark Fantasy Basic (Eric Diaz)
Mines, Claws & Princesses (Steven Oswalt)
Battle for the Purple Islands (Venger Satanis)
Horror at Milltown (Donald MacVittie)
Dusty Door (Shane Ward)
Alpha Blue (Venger Satanis)
THOT Audition (Venger Satanis)
Girls Gone Rogue (Venger Satanis)
An Invitation from the Blue Baron (edited by Shane Ward)
The Return of the Blue Baron (edited by Shane Ward)
Black Maw Pt. I (Craig Pike)
Saving Saxham (Joseph Robert Lewis)
The Magician’s House (Ray Weidner)
Universal Exploits (Venger Satanis)
Beings From Beyond (Ben Evans)
– Pt. I
– Pt. II
Want mijn is het lot…
Bid niet voor mij Sint Gygax…
Maar wend uw ogen af…
Hier is slechts geween en het geknars van tanden…
Een horde van zondaars en ellendelingen…
Verwrongen en bitter…
Bastaards, hoeren en bedriegers…
Zinloos vechtend en verradend to in de eeuwigheid…
Om uw twintig-zijdige troon