There is stillness on the field. An army of men, from all the corners of the world, has gathered around the Black Fortress to lay waste to the Titan Zak. The ground trembles beneath their feet. Leading the van come Knights in White, resplendent in their rainbow-cloaks, trembling in their snow-white mail, their crippled queen … More The Last March of the Titan Zak
I know I know its FTL-februari Uncle Prince! Where is my SWN-review? Well your kindly uncle Prince was unexpectedly sidetracked on his way to the rpg-store to buy himself a brand new copy of the SWN core-book with his hardearned elfgame earnings when suddenly he was hit by a purple brick. The brick had a … More A Chronicle of The Fall of Lotfp: Pt. I #Zaktoo
[Supplement] Girls Gone Rogue (2016) Venger As’Nas Satanis (Kor’Thalis Publishing) Disclaimer: Sponsored Content NSFW in the slightest Let’s kick off FTL-Februari properly with a nice transitional piece. There I was, sitting in my thinking chair with my big-brained thinking cap on, ruminating on what awesome game to review first for FTL-Februari. I would push boundaries … More [Review] Girls Gone Rogue (Alpha Blue); The Mysteroid Method
[Eventbook] Sounds of the Mushroom Kingdom (2018) James Edward Raggi IV (Lamentations of the Flame Princess) Before we kick off FTL-februari in earnest, here’s a little transition piece. James Raggi wrote a thing, it sucked. Here is the autopsy. In invite you to play this song on repeat for maximum impact. Sounds of the Mushroom Kingdom … More [Review] Sounds of the Mushroom Kingdom (Lotfp); Tjing Tjang Tjing Nutillej!
So I figured while Venger’s Kickstarter has but mere days to go before he either ascends to the heavens on an incandescent pillar of purple flame to transform into a new and terrifying star or tearfully dismantles his purple reviewing truck with a sledgehammer under the stern glare of a dissapointed spouse, I’d give people a glimpse … More [Actual Play] The Dungeons of Kra’dumek Session 1 (Cha’alt)
[Adventure] THOT Audit (2018) Zoltar Khan Delgado (Kor’Thalis Publishing) Summary: (Reservoir Dogs + Pulp Fiction + From Dusk Till Dawn) * Alpha Blue Disclaimer: Sponsored Content To continue in the space-vein we picked up after Thief of Whispers considered doing an SWN-conversion of B2 in the previous post, which I think we can all agree … More [Review] THOT Audition (Alpha Blue); Ultratelluric Tarantino
[Adventure] B2 Keep on the Borderlands (1979) Gary Gygax (TSR) Level 1 Bold adventurers from the Realm set off for the Borderlands to seek their fortune. It is these adventurers who, provided they survive the challenge, carry the battle to the enemy. Such adventurers meet the forces of Chaos in a testing ground where only … More [Review] B2 Keep on the Borderlands (D&D Basic); Crucible
[Core Rules] Alpha Blue (2016) Venger As’Nas Satanis (Kor’Thalis Publishing) Summary; Star Trek TOS Season 3 + Star Wars + Blade Runner + Blake’s 7 + Red Dwarf + Heavy Metal + Futurama + Doctor Who + Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy + Dark Matter + The Orville + Deep Throat (did I miss one?) … More [Review] Alpha Blue (Core Rules); A game best played with one hand…
When Venger asked me to review him I initially refused. “Not in a thousand lifetimes sir! I run a respectable family oriented blog about wholesome dungeoncrawling reviews that shall have no truck with your perverted, genre-mixing smut! No Za’akier shall darken this blogs doorstep and wrap its loathsome green tentacles about my daughter! Not even,” … More [Interview] The Inevitable Venger Satanis Interview about his Cha’alt kickstarter.
[Adventure] Dusty Door (2018) Shane Ward (3 Toadstools Publishing) Level 3 Disclaimer: Sponsored Content A while back I reviewed Shane Ward’s The Mad God’s Jest and found it not to my taste. I was approached by him again very respectfully and asked whether I would consider reviewing another one out of the kindness of my dutch heart. Dusty … More [Review] Dusty Door (Blueholme); Redemption