[Review] Scenic Dunnsmouth (Lotfp); How long has it been?

[Adventure] Scenic  Dunnsmouth (2014) Zzarchov Kowolski (Lamentations of the Flame Princess) Levels 2 – 5 Long before I forgot the warmth of the noonday sun or the refreshing coolness of the evening breeze, I forgot my name. Call me what you will. I am the Rogue. – Rogue Instruction manual, 1980 Back from a kickass … More [Review] Scenic Dunnsmouth (Lotfp); How long has it been?

[Adventure] Greenland Saga – The Lost Norse Colony (d20 3pp); Is there in truth not beauty?

[Adventure] Greenland Saga – The Lost Norse Colony (2001) Dr. Mike Benninghof PhD (Avalanche Press Ltd) Levels 2 – 4 Oh yes children. It’s one of those again. Grandpa Prince has been hitting the government heroin again. Unlike my posts about OSR shit or Warhammer or even AD&D my d20 reviews barely get any views, … More [Adventure] Greenland Saga – The Lost Norse Colony (d20 3pp); Is there in truth not beauty?

[Review] The Dancing Hut of Baba Yaga (2e); Wheels within Wheels

[Adventure] The Dancing Hut of Baba Yaga (1995) Lisa Smedman (TSR) Level 7 – 20 And we are back at it. After a harrowing descent into White Wolf hell, that cost me 35 sanity points, 2 experience levels, 3 points of permanent constitution and infected me with rabies, I stand before you a defeated man. … More [Review] The Dancing Hut of Baba Yaga (2e); Wheels within Wheels

[Review] Shadowbrook Manor (LL); Tegel Manor v2 – Electric Boogaloo

[Adventure] Shadowbrook Manor (2010) Patrick Kennedy (Goblinoid Games) Levels 1 – 3 If you didn’t know this already, this review is FULL of spoilers. Goblinoid Games is the original publisher of Labyrinth Lord, one of the first “commercial” retroclones on the market with the stated intent of recapturing the feel of oldschool games. Shadowbrook manor … More [Review] Shadowbrook Manor (LL); Tegel Manor v2 – Electric Boogaloo

[Old Shit] Clockwork Mage (AD&D 3PP); Going down swinging

[Adventure] Clockwork Mage (1985) Susan Stone & M.E Allen (Mayfair Games) Levels 2 – 5 I know I know I know Role Aids sucks but getting through the Giovanni Chronicle is pretty grueling and I need a break alright? I almost found another good module. Or at least I think I did. This module tries … More [Old Shit] Clockwork Mage (AD&D 3PP); Going down swinging

[Old shit] Beneath Two Suns (AD&D 3pp); Great premise, Terrible Execution

[Adventure] Beneath Two Suns (1986) Troy Denning (Mayfair Games) Levels 6 – 8 Even the best concepts can be executed terribly. Picture the following: Troy Denning of Dark Sun fame writes a Sword & Planet module for the Role Aids series where the characters are transported to the ancient city of Zenicce on the world … More [Old shit] Beneath Two Suns (AD&D 3pp); Great premise, Terrible Execution

[Challenge Accepted] Giovanni Chronicles III – The Set has Set Pt. II; Tapping dat X-card

Q: Why do you drink Virgin blood? D: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool. V: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it. – Deacon & Vladislav, What we do in … More [Challenge Accepted] Giovanni Chronicles III – The Set has Set Pt. II; Tapping dat X-card

[Challenge Accepted] Giovanni Chronicle III – The Sun Has Set Pt. I; One step Forward…

[Adventure] Giovanni Chronicle III: The Sun has set (1998) Christopher Howard (White Wolf) Elders This series is pretty grating. Every new entry in the Giovanni Chronicle is longer then the preceding one and increasingly bloated. The frustration is compounded because for all its faults, the adventures do not repeat their mistakes, they merely replace them … More [Challenge Accepted] Giovanni Chronicle III – The Sun Has Set Pt. I; One step Forward…

[Challenge Accepted] The Giovanni Chronicles I – The Last Supper (VtM); Press X to pay respect

[Adventure] The Giovanni Chronicles I – The Last Supper (1995) Daniel Greenberg (White Wolf) Fledglings “Die, monster! You don’t belong in this world!” “It was not by my hand that I’m once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.” “Tribute?! You steal men’s souls and make them … More [Challenge Accepted] The Giovanni Chronicles I – The Last Supper (VtM); Press X to pay respect

[Review] Broodmother Skyfortress (Lotfp); Laws Control the Lesser man, Right Conduct controls the Great one.

[Adventure/Self-help book] Broodmother Sky-fortress (2016) Jeff Rients (Lamentations of the Flame Princess) Level JEFF RIENTS GIVES ZERO FUCKS (but anything around 3-7 seems legit, Lvl 1’s only for the most hairy-chested of murderhobos) Hot damn what a time to be alive. The elfgames flow richly like wine, winter is ending, I am gradually but inexorably … More [Review] Broodmother Skyfortress (Lotfp); Laws Control the Lesser man, Right Conduct controls the Great one.