[Review] Just A Stupid Dungeon (Lotfp); Rehab

[Adventure]Just a Stupid Dungeon (2022)James Edward Raggi IV (Lamentations of the Flame Princess Adventures)Lvl ??? (Probably 1-3) Today we mark a historical occasion. After a long silence, King James Edward Raggi IV of the OSR, ends his 3 year silence and has re-appeared, to make his mark upon the scene once more. The event itself … More [Review] Just A Stupid Dungeon (Lotfp); Rehab

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[Review] Strict Time Records Must be Kept (Lotfp); Greending Gear

[Adventure]Strict Time Records Must be Kept (2022)Kelvin Green (Lamentations of the Flame Princess Adventures)Lvl 1-3 I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Kelvin Green but I like it. With the bulk of Lotfp’s coomer/furry/don’t-come-within-100-metres-of-a-public-school fan-segment shamelessly migrating to trendier pastures and many of its former champions stepping back nervously for fear of … More [Review] Strict Time Records Must be Kept (Lotfp); Greending Gear

[Review] Terror in the Streets (Lotfp); I am not proud, but I am happy

[Adventure]Terror in the Streets (2021)Kelvin Green (Lamentations of the Flame Princess Adventures)Lvl 1 – 3 This review contains a shittonne of spoilers. Once Lotfp was King of the OSR and I a tiny biting gnat, my reviews barred from its social media pages for being too hurtful, and in its meteoric flight across the heavens, … More [Review] Terror in the Streets (Lotfp); I am not proud, but I am happy

[Review] The Staffortonfhire Trading Company Works of John Williams (Lotfp); Death to Normies

[Sourcebook]The Staffortonfhire Trading Company Works of John Williams (2021)Glynn Seal (Lamentations of the Flame Princess) Lotfp has changed. It’s initial status as OSR all-star brand and vehicle for wild abandon, the Vertigo Comics of the OSR, only with even more tiddies and rape, has passed for the foreseeable future. I would have declared TSTCWoJW a … More [Review] The Staffortonfhire Trading Company Works of John Williams (Lotfp); Death to Normies

[Review] Wight Power: Qui Custodit Layout Cobolorum?

[Adventure]Wight Power (2021)Alex Mayo (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Lvl ??? (2-4? PUT A FUCKING LEVEL RECOMMENDATION IN THERE) How good are you at taking notes? Do you like taking notes? Is it the air you breathe? The river you swim in? Alex Mayo is a long-time graphics designer and layout goblin, having laid his hands … More [Review] Wight Power: Qui Custodit Layout Cobolorum?

[Review] Green Messiah (Lotfp); Lean, Mean, and Beta-Caroteen

[Adventure]Green Messiah (2021)Kelvin Green (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Lvl ??? (C’mon man. Level requirement this stuff. 2-4?) During my sojourn to the 2022 January Wallowvanganza over at Falsemachine, where people were so distraught at having only a single lawn they went so far as to lower themselves to the status of moderate intelligence (what shame! … More [Review] Green Messiah (Lotfp); Lean, Mean, and Beta-Caroteen

[Review] In a Deadly Fashion (Lotfp); A glimmer of hope

[Adventure]In a Deadly Fashion (2021)Courtney Campbell (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Lvl ??? (1-3 oughta do it, put it in your adventure next time) Trigger Warning: This review, although positive and wholly bereft of scorn, still has the potential to cause immense emotional distress. If you are a 5-year old girl or Lotfp author, please ensure … More [Review] In a Deadly Fashion (Lotfp); A glimmer of hope

[Review] Asterion (Lotfp); Maze of the Minotard

[Adventure]Asterion (2021)Kristopher Carosella (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Levels 1 Jesus christ. So you’ve been out of it for a while. You had a meltdown, people are basically taking day-jobs slandering your name on the internet, your prize buck got cancelled and he made himself so disliked everyone basically went along with it and you shit … More [Review] Asterion (Lotfp); Maze of the Minotard

[Review] The Saint of Bruckstadt (Lotfp 3PP); Old Powers

[Adventure]The Saint of Bruckstadt (2021)Markus Schauta (Gazer Press)Lvl 1 Disclaimer: Sponsored Content There is still power in Lotfp. It’s star, once bright and fierce, has dimmed in this evil age. But there is still a lingering heat in its embers, and with time perhaps it can be rekindled into a blazing star once again. The … More [Review] The Saint of Bruckstadt (Lotfp 3PP); Old Powers

[Review] Wizard’s Vengeance (Lotfp 3PP); Tribute

[Adventure]Wizard’s Vengeance (2021)Filip Gruszczyński (Self-Published)Lvl ??? Disclaimer: Sponsored Content but fuck that noise, get this one now!!! Sometimes there is a charming synchronicity to events. My first donation after my revisitation of all the works of James Raggi, and what could it be but a homage to Tower of the Stargazer, with genes from Death … More [Review] Wizard’s Vengeance (Lotfp 3PP); Tribute