Tag: Lamentations of the Flame Princess

[Review] Baphomet’s Son (Lotfp 3PP); Hostile Takeover

May 25, 2023

[Adventure]Baphomet’s Son (2023)Markus Schauta (Gazerpress)Lvl 3-4 Disclaimer: Sponsored content There is an interesting dichotomy between the american and european Lotfp fanbase in how the stated premise of grimdark historical weird adventure is approached. To the american the loud, garish, blood-splattered spectacle is best served with a half-ironic horned-salute and a wink so it and the … More [Review] Baphomet’s Son (Lotfp 3PP); Hostile Takeover

[Review] Curse of the Daughterbrides (Lotfp); Catharsis

May 17, 2023

[Adventure]Curse of the Daughterbrides (2022)King James Edward Raggi IV (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Lvls ??? (Because fuck you etc. etc.) If the OSR has one artist it is James Raggi. Not an artist in the sense of being able to paint a pretty picture with perspective or to write a poetic turn of phrase to … More [Review] Curse of the Daughterbrides (Lotfp); Catharsis

[Review] Fever Swamp (Lotfp 3PP); Surface Mimicry

April 5, 2023

[Adventure]Fever Swamp (2017)Luke Gearing (Melsonian Arts Council)??? (mid-level) It is at this point pretty clear that me, Artpunk and the rest of the hobby are not going to get along. So why keep doing it? Sheer bloody-mindedness? BDSM? The sweet promise of government heroin? The Will of St. Gary? I enjoy seeing my predictions confirmed. … More [Review] Fever Swamp (Lotfp 3PP); Surface Mimicry

[Review] Just A Stupid Dungeon (Lotfp); Rehab

November 7, 2022

[Adventure]Just a Stupid Dungeon (2022)James Edward Raggi IV (Lamentations of the Flame Princess Adventures)Lvl ??? (Probably 1-3) Today we mark a historical occasion. After a long silence, King James Edward Raggi IV of the OSR, ends his 3 year silence and has re-appeared, to make his mark upon the scene once more. The event itself … More [Review] Just A Stupid Dungeon (Lotfp); Rehab

[Review] Strict Time Records Must be Kept (Lotfp); Greending Gear

August 28, 2022

[Adventure]Strict Time Records Must be Kept (2022)Kelvin Green (Lamentations of the Flame Princess Adventures)Lvl 1-3 I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Kelvin Green but I like it. With the bulk of Lotfp’s coomer/furry/don’t-come-within-100-metres-of-a-public-school fan-segment shamelessly migrating to trendier pastures and many of its former champions stepping back nervously for fear of … More [Review] Strict Time Records Must be Kept (Lotfp); Greending Gear

[Review] Terror in the Streets (Lotfp); I am not proud, but I am happy

July 23, 2022

[Adventure]Terror in the Streets (2021)Kelvin Green (Lamentations of the Flame Princess Adventures)Lvl 1 – 3 This review contains a shittonne of spoilers. Once Lotfp was King of the OSR and I a tiny biting gnat, my reviews barred from its social media pages for being too hurtful, and in its meteoric flight across the heavens, … More [Review] Terror in the Streets (Lotfp); I am not proud, but I am happy

[Review] The Staffortonfhire Trading Company Works of John Williams (Lotfp); Death to Normies

January 27, 2022

[Sourcebook]The Staffortonfhire Trading Company Works of John Williams (2021)Glynn Seal (Lamentations of the Flame Princess) Lotfp has changed. It’s initial status as OSR all-star brand and vehicle for wild abandon, the Vertigo Comics of the OSR, only with even more tiddies and rape, has passed for the foreseeable future. I would have declared TSTCWoJW a … More [Review] The Staffortonfhire Trading Company Works of John Williams (Lotfp); Death to Normies

[Review] Wight Power: Qui Custodit Layout Cobolorum?

January 23, 2022

[Adventure]Wight Power (2021)Alex Mayo (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Lvl ??? (2-4? PUT A FUCKING LEVEL RECOMMENDATION IN THERE) How good are you at taking notes? Do you like taking notes? Is it the air you breathe? The river you swim in? Alex Mayo is a long-time graphics designer and layout goblin, having laid his hands … More [Review] Wight Power: Qui Custodit Layout Cobolorum?

[Review] Green Messiah (Lotfp); Lean, Mean, and Beta-Caroteen

January 20, 2022

[Adventure]Green Messiah (2021)Kelvin Green (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Lvl ??? (C’mon man. Level requirement this stuff. 2-4?) During my sojourn to the 2022 January Wallowvanganza over at Falsemachine, where people were so distraught at having only a single lawn they went so far as to lower themselves to the status of moderate intelligence (what shame! … More [Review] Green Messiah (Lotfp); Lean, Mean, and Beta-Caroteen

[Review] In a Deadly Fashion (Lotfp); A glimmer of hope

January 19, 2022

[Adventure]In a Deadly Fashion (2021)Courtney Campbell (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Lvl ??? (1-3 oughta do it, put it in your adventure next time) Trigger Warning: This review, although positive and wholly bereft of scorn, still has the potential to cause immense emotional distress. If you are a 5-year old girl or Lotfp author, please ensure … More [Review] In a Deadly Fashion (Lotfp); A glimmer of hope