Of the Adventures of Lord Rients and his Journey into the Accursed Valley of the Titan

Far away from the fields where the Titan had fallen laid the valley of Lord Rients. Once a sprawling domain, now much diminished, the men of the OSR would still visit it on occasion to breathe its fragrant air, admire the fine architecture of its tidy townships and bask in the general goodness of Lord … More Of the Adventures of Lord Rients and his Journey into the Accursed Valley of the Titan

[Review] Girls Gone Rogue (Alpha Blue); The Mysteroid Method

[Supplement] Girls Gone Rogue (2016) Venger As’Nas Satanis (Kor’Thalis Publishing) Disclaimer: Sponsored Content NSFW in the slightest Let’s kick off FTL-Februari properly with a nice transitional piece. There I was, sitting in my thinking chair with my big-brained thinking cap on, ruminating on what awesome game to review first for FTL-Februari. I would push boundaries … More [Review] Girls Gone Rogue (Alpha Blue); The Mysteroid Method

[Review] THOT Audition (Alpha Blue); Ultratelluric Tarantino

[Adventure] THOT Audit (2018) Zoltar Khan Delgado (Kor’Thalis Publishing) Summary: (Reservoir Dogs + Pulp Fiction + From Dusk Till Dawn) * Alpha Blue Disclaimer: Sponsored Content To continue in the space-vein we picked up after Thief of Whispers considered doing an SWN-conversion of B2 in the previous post, which I think we can all agree … More [Review] THOT Audition (Alpha Blue); Ultratelluric Tarantino

[Review] The Gardens of Ynn (OSR); Looking Glass Emperor

[Pointcrawl generator] The Gardens of Ynn (2018) Emmy Allen (Dying Stylishly Games) Levels 3 – 5 (though suitable for a wider range) Summary: Alice in Wonderland + Arthur Machen + The Stygian Garden of Abelia Prem + Castle Gargantua + A Red and Pleasant Land + Changeling: The Lost As I read more of the OSR, my concept of … More [Review] The Gardens of Ynn (OSR); Looking Glass Emperor

PrinceofNothing Presents; A Gentlemanly Response to the Claims of Reverend Satanis In Which Several Misunderstandings are Clarified.

In my last post I reviewed the experimental Dead God Excavation by mr. Venger Satanis, previously featured (rather positively I might add) on this blog here and here. This more recent outing failed to titillate my elfgame taste buds, netting it a negative judgement, and he responded here. While he was very polite and agreed with roughly half of what I … More PrinceofNothing Presents; A Gentlemanly Response to the Claims of Reverend Satanis In Which Several Misunderstandings are Clarified.

[Review] Horse-Fondlers of Greater Aione (Lotfp 3PP); All that matters

[Adventure] Horse-Fondlers of Greater Aione (2018) Kent (Somekingskent.blogspot.ie) Levels 1 – 4 When Kent initially approached me to be the first to review his module, I was skeptical to say the least. The mere mention of Kent in anything but the vilest curses provides a platform to literary and philosophical crimes of a nature and … More [Review] Horse-Fondlers of Greater Aione (Lotfp 3PP); All that matters

[Review] The Islands of Purple-haunted Putrescence (OSR); Pop-culture cluster-warhead

[Hexcrawl] The Islands of Purple-Haunted Putrescence (2014) Venger Satanis (Kort’Thalis Publishing) Levels ??? (est. 4 – 7) Summary: Carcosa + Star Trek TOS + Barbarella + Rifts + 60s Doctor Who + Heavy Metal “We are not the master of our fractured selves, but the servant.” – Temard the Guru, page 57, hex 29. This … More [Review] The Islands of Purple-haunted Putrescence (OSR); Pop-culture cluster-warhead

[Review] The Chaos Gods Come to Meatlandia (Lotfp 3PP); Brazen Nightmarish Buffoonery

[Campaign Setting] The Chaos Gods Come to Meatlandia (2016) Ahi Kerp & Wind Lothamer (Knight Owl Games) For Lotfp (sort of) (fucking jetlag goddammnit) Back from yet another foray into sun-scorched, coffee-shop haunted Toronto, I return with my weary heart, a well-rested body, a mind-aflame with zeal and elfgames and several new additions to my … More [Review] The Chaos Gods Come to Meatlandia (Lotfp 3PP); Brazen Nightmarish Buffoonery

[Old Shit] Clockwork Mage (AD&D 3PP); Going down swinging

[Adventure] Clockwork Mage (1985) Susan Stone & M.E Allen (Mayfair Games) Levels 2 – 5 I know I know I know Role Aids sucks but getting through the Giovanni Chronicle is pretty grueling and I need a break alright? I almost found another good module. Or at least I think I did. This module tries … More [Old Shit] Clockwork Mage (AD&D 3PP); Going down swinging