[Review] Asterion (Lotfp); Maze of the Minotard

[Adventure]Asterion (2021)Kristopher Carosella (Lamentations of the Flame Princess)Levels 1 Jesus christ. So you’ve been out of it for a while. You had a meltdown, people are basically taking day-jobs slandering your name on the internet, your prize buck got cancelled and he made himself so disliked everyone basically went along with it and you shit … More [Review] Asterion (Lotfp); Maze of the Minotard

[Review] Mehliu; Blood ‘n Bone (OSR); Audi Pater Salve Nos

[Core game] Mehliu – Blood ‘n Bone (2019) Marcelo Paschoalin (Letra Impressa) Disclaimer: Sponsored content A publisher by the name of Marcelo Paschoalin reached out for a review of his very own retroclone DnD thing. I warned him. I warned him of Dark Fantasy Basic. He sent me not one but TWO games. Admirable persistence, … More [Review] Mehliu; Blood ‘n Bone (OSR); Audi Pater Salve Nos

[Review] Crypts of Indormancy (OSR); Get thee Arthaus Homos out of mine hobby

[Adventure] Crypts of Indormancy (2016) Ezra Claverie (Melsonian Arts Council) Lvl ??? Does Patrick Stuart ever feel guilty about the abhorrent movement he midwifed? Does he ever, in his Ivory Tower, pause as he swims through limitless piles of kickstarter-electrum and look outside, through the sickly sweet musk of vanilla-vape, to behold with shame the … More [Review] Crypts of Indormancy (OSR); Get thee Arthaus Homos out of mine hobby

[Review] Creeping Cold (S+W); When Hell Freezes Over…

[Adventure] Creeping Cold (2019) Ian McGarty & Jason Gartner (Silver Bulette Games) Levels 3 – 5 Creeping Cold is an S&W conversion of what I assume is a 3.5 adventure and reads like something the authors worked really hard on and probably had a lot of fun running online or on conventions. My hatred for … More [Review] Creeping Cold (S+W); When Hell Freezes Over…

[Review] B9 Castle Caldwell and Beyond (DnD Basic); Awesome

[Anthology] Castle Caldwell and Beyond (1985) Harry W. Nuckols (TSR) Levels 1 – 3 Summary: Mind = Blown! B9 is the best module I have ever read. Do you ever have a moment in your life when you are just walking and suddenly BOOM! you realize earth is just a tiny speck of dust in … More [Review] B9 Castle Caldwell and Beyond (DnD Basic); Awesome

[Review] Sounds of the Mushroom Kingdom (Lotfp); Tjing Tjang Tjing Nutillej!

[Eventbook] Sounds of the Mushroom Kingdom (2018) James Edward Raggi IV (Lamentations of the Flame Princess) Before we kick off FTL-februari in earnest, here’s a little transition piece. James Raggi wrote a thing, it sucked. Here is the autopsy. In invite you to play this song on repeat for maximum impact. Sounds of the Mushroom Kingdom … More [Review] Sounds of the Mushroom Kingdom (Lotfp); Tjing Tjang Tjing Nutillej!

[Review] She Bleeds (Lotfp); Stage III – Convergence

[Player Option] She Bleeds (2018) Elizabeth Chaipraditkul (Lamentations of the Flame Princess) Summary: Disciples of the Dark Gods + Vagina Monologues She Bleeds by Elizabeth Chapraditkul for Lamentations of the Flame Princess is a 24 page supplement created for GenCon detailing the ritualistic worship of an otherworldly Mother Goddess centered around having your period and … More [Review] She Bleeds (Lotfp); Stage III – Convergence